I say to the fauna of the world... humans do NOT want to be disturbed while on the toilet!This is a place of peace, the toilet... serene porcelain plumbing. Some of modern man's best thinking was done on the toilet. When relaxed and undisturbed, the mind can explore life's greatest questions and take virtual existential quests to answer them...So again fauna, I say to thee... "DON'T BOTHER ME WHEN I'M ON THE CRAPPER!"